Non-Jews are for practice
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
