just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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