She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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