i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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