awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
