i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
