fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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