I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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