It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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