C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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