I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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