I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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