That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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