When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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