Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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