Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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