Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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