Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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