I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
