How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
