Ambien. No doubt about it.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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