Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Say something about gay babies.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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