if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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