I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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