Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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