somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize