this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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