Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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