I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
