Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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