im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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