Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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