Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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