Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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