its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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