i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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