Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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