I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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