Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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