its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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