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No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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