I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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