with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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