Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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