when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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