office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Randomize