I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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