wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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