Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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