party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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