she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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