No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
