There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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