Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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