I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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